BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I’m broke.
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple..
GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn’t speak for an hour..
BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life…
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
GIRL : You remind me of the sea.
BOY : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
GIRL : NO, because you make me sick.
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