A mature woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her man's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra ?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance, " says Mrs Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache.""No problem," replies the doctor, "drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it."
A week later, Mrs Murphy visits the doctor and he inquiries as to how things went.
"Oh, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor.
"What happened ?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee while we were having breakfast. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off, and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."
"What's terrible ?" asked the doctor, "was the sex not good ?"
"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."
joke courtesy of jokediary.com; photo from http://www.flickr.com/photos/cpstorm/ / CC BY 2.0
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