WOMAN
- When a woman is 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
- When she is 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men going after her.
- When she is 38, she is a golf ball - 1 man hitting her.
- When she is 48, she is a pingpong ball - 2 men pushing to each other.
MAN
- At 20 - A man is like a coconut- so much to offer, so little to give.
- At 30 - He is like a durian- dangerous but delicious.
- At 40 - He is like a watermelon- big, round & juicy.
- At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange- the season comes once in a year.
- At 60 - He is just like a raisin- dried out, wrinkled & cheap.
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1 comment:
ha ha ha! that was funny man! it reminds me of the 3 stages of man:
stage 1 - thrice weekly
stage 2 - tries weekly
stage 3 - tries weakly (LOL)
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